THOR MOVIE: Dominic Purcell is THOR!!!! – A 2 Comic Book Guys Casting Couch Special

Dear Hollywood executives,

I write this letter to inform you that you have had control of the movie industry since its inception.  You’ve done alright for yourselves and have made a nice chunk of $$$ at it. 

But now, you’re stepping into territory that you aren’t prepared for.

The recent surge of comic book movies -AND- the money WE ALL know its going to make you guys ….. is insane.  The mere thought of it sickens me, because dammit, I WANT IN! - and you’re not letting me. So since I can’t get in, I’m going to give you a piece of advice:

DON’T SCREW THIS UP!!

Yes, this means YOU. This is not a threat. This is a warning. You do not know the CONSEQUENCES of your actions if you can’t come correct with a proper story, great direction, superb CASTING, and most of all, extraordinary ACTING!!!

so here’s what I propose: you let us here at 2 Comic Book Guys cast the characters for movies YOU think is going to make you loads of cash.

So… I hear that you want to cast THE AVENGERS movie.

That’s great. We think you should. BUT, we think you should hear what WE THE FANS, THE ONES RECOUPING YOU of your well invested cash, have to say. Especially us at 2 COMIC BOOK GUYS.

So, you already had two hits, with Iron Man ($300mil +), and The Incredible Hulk, respectively. But now you want to create movies based on the rest of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes? you better BRING IT!!!

so here’s who i cast as

THOR – God of Thunder!

………cuz i already cast cap, due to many protest as well as agreeements:

I know everyone’s thinking some Swiss or Swedish stud we haven’t heard of, but i’m gonna go differently on this one. (like i always do)

I’m casting Dominic Purcell for the role.

Now, i know what you’re thinking, ‘Hollywood. why would he cast THIS GUY as a norse GOD who wields a hammer that only he can hold?’ I’ll tell you why: he’s perfect. Do i need to run down the resume? ok, i will. here’s a list of his features.

Mission: Impossible II

Blade: Trinity

Equilibrium

Primeval

House (TV)

John Doe

that’s just to name a few. let’s get you a pic of Thor up here for some comparison:

Hollywood, get at me. I have cast your Thor movie.

it looks like they both agree.

Hollywood, Dominic’s waiting for your call.

sincerely,

2 Comic Book Guys