3 months….no…4 MONTHS of gratutitous action, loud explosions, and mindblowing special FX!!
Sheeeeeit, I spend an entire years worth of movie money on just summer movies alone! From May to August -we’re talking $200-300!! And I don’t buy $10 theater popcorn – helll naw Playah! I sneaks mine in Grandpa Freeman-style. Hahaa
the ULTIMATE movie theater! – trust me, its an experience like no other – the audience participation is off da chain. The staff don’t wear those corny, corporate logo polos. You get to see outrageous vignettes from classic B-Movies – AND – before the movie even starts you can get blitzed off of beer and stuffed from freshly prepared entrees! But i digress…
So this summer lacks a Will Smith – BUT – has a Will Ferrell.
And Marvel Comics makes sure to keep a blockbuster on tap every summer from now on! This summer also has mutants, gangsters, all kinds of robots, nazis, flying houses, dinosaurs, and a gay reporter!
So Friday, Dumpling, and I are gonna give our unique perspective on the ENTIRESummer Movie schedule – of the movies that matter! So without further ado….
Here is – ‘2 Comic Book Guys’
Summer Movie Showdown!
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
- Wolverine’s backstory with tons of guest mutants.
Jay: Gambit – Finally!
Friday: Sexy ass Emma frost!!
Dumpling: Hugh Jackman’s wet muscles and claws!! Niiiiiiice :D
- Re-envisioned masterpiece?
Jay: maaaan , the teasers have me wetting my drawers! I’m a lite-Trekkie, so I can’t wait to watch Zachary Quinto take the mantle of Spock from Leonard Nimoy. Sweeeeeet!
Friday: Muh-fuccin John Cho is Sulu! ‘Harold’ from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle stepped it up!!
Dumpling: I love me some Zachary Quinto (Sylar)!
Transformer’s: Revenge of the Fallen
- More and bigger robots! Way bigger.
Jay: DEVASTATORRRRRR! And more Megan Fox! :D
Friday: If i had a robot crush, Bumblebee would definitely be it! and Megan Fox is baaaaacccckkkk!!!
Dumpling: Nothing is sexier than the classic transformers sound effects -‘Oooh-Oooh-err-err- chirr -chirr -chikk!’ – Ok, just click here —> transformer sounds
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
- Greatest cartoon and toy of all time -turned- movie.
Jay: We finally get to see Snake Eyes vs. Storm Shadowon the BIG SCREEN! And – The Baroness! Oooooooh <3
Transformers is definitely going to take the win for the best movie of the summer…. but I could be a little biased considering Optimus and I have a little thing going on……. You guys did a good job putting the list together though I will admit… and Wolverine is going to be fantastic….