T.G.I.F!! cool Saturday edition!!

The World IS Mine!!!!! that’s right. the old TWISM philosophy, right Shaq?

i just don’t get how baseball is america’s pasttime. its so boring! granted, if i were at an actual game, i’d probably have a lot of fun. beer, hotdogs, and the occaisonal public flashing, or painted ladies!!

that’s what i’m talking about. the world needs more adventurous people like her! i’m not saying some or most of you aren’t….i just don’t know you yet, lol.

have you seen star trek? i went and saw it last night. fantastic!!! just the right amount of action, comedy, a great story, they introduced the characters,  its great. kids will become fans, and maybe some jedi fans will convert. on second thought, that’s probably not likely.

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!!! just got the word that Rhianna and Cassie have taken nude pics of themselves and they’ve been “leaked” (or hacked as Cassie calls it) and posted on the internet. so without futher ado, here’s the pics:

this is Cassie (who will probably now be more famous for this NSFW pic and THIS ONE – than her singing career)

and below this is Rhianna (possibly. you don’t really see her face)

[ Jay: CONFIRMED. it IS Rhianna! ]

(NSFW all nude pics HERE!!) my question is: Who the hell is Robyn? at least that’s what it looked like she wrote on the mirror. Use another color, dammit! but there you have it.

man, i started this blog today with official things to talk about. our summer movie blog talks about the movies that are going to be hot this year, and i wasn’t impressed with Wolverine as you all may know, but Star Trek definitely delivered.

what the hell is the deal with sports? guys can’t stay away, guys juicing, guys doing banned substances? i’m gonna start watching female sports. particularly Volleyball and Soccer. just because i can. and for these two beauties:

Misty May-Treanor

and Natasha Kai. who is this beauty?

reminds me of someone i know personally. just not from Hawaii. i wish i had big hands. big ass mitts i could palm shit with. i was not blessed with those. i don’t even know why i want them, lol. i just stare at hands and want bigger ones. that’s probably two things you can’t have plastic surgery on: your hands and feet. but i’m sure that’s on the way. some people have some FUCKED UP toes!!

by the way, R.I.P. Dom Deluise. we will miss you.

Mother’s Day is tomorrow. Treat them right! i just popped my knee, possibly out of place. i don’t know. i need to get up and check it. ok, we’re good. it just popped. is there anything on TV that Billy Mays isn’t pushing? i wonder if he’s the best at what he does. whatever happened to the micro machine guy? that’s what infomercials need. that guy entertains! at the end of the commercial you were still trying to piece together what he said!

i just want to say…..i love body paint.

well, i’m off to the races! got a yard to clean up. and the damn sun just came out!

friday, kicking ass and taking naps!