Comic-Con International 2010 Cosplay Overload!

*COSPLAY:

short for “costume roleplay”, is a type of performance art in which participants don costumes and accessories to represent a specific character or idea.

Every year Comic Con International gets bigger and better and outdoes itself. Every year tens of thousands of fanboys and gals descend upon San Diego. And every year brings more cosplay! πŸ™‚

Here’s the thing about Cosplay – the costume are cool and all, but u gotta commit. Like, JAPANESE COMMIT. You can’t just paint yourself green andΒ  run outside waving your arms yelling

“hey everybody lookit meeee, Im the Hulk! Grrr!”

– nah….. just dun’t work that way.Β  You gotta throw urself into the role Or else it fails. And your body type HAS to fit the character!

Unfortch, everyone doesn’t get that memo. So instead of awesome,Β  sometimes we get this….

YIKES!

I apologize for causing eye contusions. I’m Sorry… BUT thats the nature of Cosplay. You take the Good with the Bad. Sometimes, u get this …

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YOGA FIRE!!!!

see? Dhalsim from SFII. that is aweSOME πŸ™‚

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and this – is aweFUL…

WALKING TIE-FIGHTER GUY. YUP. Cardboard pieces plastered to your body. Did he at least made the cool ‘Whirrrrrrr’-ing sounds? I doubt it.

I bet he thought he was CLEVER likeΒ  3-Hole Punch Jim– but no. 😐

Cosplay basically falls into 4 categories: sexy women, awesome presentation, absolutely horrible, and ‘ehhh, okay‘.

So I split up this blog into my following categories…

Sexy LadiesEpic CostumesWTF?!Close, but... – and last but not least, FURRIES. (They’re the most special. we’ll get to them later πŸ˜› )

Let’s start with –

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~ SEXY LADIES! ~

Word on the street was that Comic Con 2010 was especially slutty! (Too bad i missed that) 😦

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Me timber just shivered! arrrr.

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MMMmmMMm! Power Girl AND Supergirl! Can a guy get his fantasy-prayers answered or what?? πŸ™‚

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gotdamn Snow White wasn’t this HOT when I was a kid!!

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I admit I always had a thing for Chun-Li (its the legs) – FETISH!!

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okay she really wasnt there – but this Rikku is so hot i had to throw her in! ur welcome.

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I have ZERO idea who she s’posed to be – but- she’s cute, she’s fun-sized, and has GREAT blouse-busters! πŸ˜€

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‘LEELO’ from 5th Element! Not exactly Milla, but CUTE!

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APHRODITE IX ~ one of my fave comic book chix! ~ but bring a bigger gun next time, m’kay pumpkin? πŸ˜€

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Ooooooooh…this is three-way Sexy! hot asian chik + THE BARONESS + Latex!! [cheeeese!] πŸ˜€

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damn good ‘Black Widow’! that is sexy ❀  -AND- my money is on her being bucket-nekkid under that outfit πŸ˜€

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sexy Black Canary! My instincts tells me that this isn’t a costume. And in case you’ve been wondering ‘Wheres Waldo’…? hehe

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Boba-Chick! My vote for Hottest Girl AND Best in Show!

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Do i have to say it? Yes I do…. We all want her to be totally nekkid under this suit. COBRAAAAA!

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Okay, TELL ME you had this fantasy before! Yes? No? Am i alone here? whatever man….(I’m starting with Alice) πŸ˜›

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I have NO idea who she supposed to be – but she’s damn sexxxy! (wonder if she belongs in the ‘Furry’ category? hmmm……)

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It’s settled – Im buying a Slave Leia outfit for my girl!!! Somewhere, there are 15 extreeeeemely lucky men.

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Oooooh nice Zombie Chick! πŸ˜€ When the zombie apocalypse hits – u work with whatu got, right? right?? – No? ……. I WAS JUST KIDDING! 😐

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* EPIC COSPLAY *

Some people just GET IT. They come in on a mission: Go hard on Cosplay!Β  πŸ˜€

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This WAR MACHINE is off the chain! ol boy is going for Best in Show!

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Not to be outdone by War Machine – VOLTRON! Defender of the Universe!

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She is the perfet example of ‘commiting‘. Not just Jean Grey – but The New X-Men, Morrison/Quitely Jean Grey! Nice πŸ˜‰

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CREEEPY ’30 Days of Night’ vampires! they would scare the f*** outta someone at night!Β  A+

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talk about creepy – yeeeesh! very effective, love it

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Hardcore Boba Fett and Imperial Fighter Pilot posted up like ‘whuut’!

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Nice Clone Trooper! With battle damage! πŸ™‚

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F****n’ Cobra Commander gets it in! The shiny dome pulls them every time!


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TOTAL DEADPOOL OWE!

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I wish I could say I know these characters – i don’t….but damn giant blue chix! πŸ˜€ I want them on my team.

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HALO ODST OWN.

Great idea! and great execution! BUT – will he have to ‘execute’ continuously to pull it off? πŸ˜›

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A good Jack Sparrow is well appreciated, savvy mate?

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This guy looks exactly like Plastic Man!! thas wild lol

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Plastic Man puttin in work! (I see u, Poison Ivy – daaayum!)

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I swear I see this guy at every convention! but he does a good Logan!

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Gotta love the group effort ~ i dig the Hush and Catwoman outfits!

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PREDATOR all the way down to the feet! Full Commit.

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Unlike the other Spider-Men there, this guy pulls it off with the deluxe costume!

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Forgive me when I call this guy ‘Ninja-dude‘ cuz i don’t know the character – BUT – he looks badazz! And he is posing with Blue Arm-Candy Chick. Bonus!

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Close, but…

Some people tried, but in the end….EHHNT!!

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Blue paint? CHECK. Tails? Chiz-eck. But something is off here…. good try tho.

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Is he supposed to be ‘ZANGIEF‘???Β  All i see is a fat shirtless dude with a scary-azz beard that looks like BEES!

Where are the scars?! EHHNNT!!

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Is it me or is this guy leaning more towards Dark HELMET? Oversized Dome Vader – plus – where’s your lightsaber???

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Cute – but something is seriously missing here, ‘Cammy’. what could it BE…? *click for answer*

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These guys should be under ‘EPIC’ – the ‘Last Crusade’ presentation is awesome and 3/4 of yall got it right!

But see the guy on the far right? Yeah, Mr Hater-Jones there fudged it for the whole group! Clearly your brother to the left picked Indy first (nice costume!) …but u weren’t having it.Instead of being a team player and dressing up as SALLAH – you did a bitch

move and came as Fat Indy.Β  Loser!

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Uhhhh…. Jessica Rabbit aren’t u missing a couple of things? Commit folks. U gotta commit. 😐

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Same with you Not-Lara Croft. You’re like, 80% there – and padded bras don’t cost much.

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Here’s my problem: u went semi-commit with the Nightwing scheme -BUT- u opted for the Sears waterproof snow boots (??!) – and Dick Grayson would never rock that gay-face. Therefore – EHHNT!

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WTF?!

Some people no shame. And it shows.

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Dude….did u swim thru the BP OIL SPILL to get here??

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Johnny Blaze’s fat half-brother, Chester Earl. and u know Rorshach behind is cracking up under his mask! haaa

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~ C’mon Bruh!! ~ You couldn’t convince a REAL CHICK to dress up and play Dagger??? You seriously brought a fake doll!? Really?

WOW – this is Epic Fail, man.Β  LOL

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[crickets…..] I have no idea. Argetine Smurfette?? I dunno. NEXT!

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I don’t care if he pulled off his particular character or not. At some point in his life he decided that he doesn’t care if has any friends. This is that point.

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There were probably 134 Batman’s there. YOU, Fat-Batman, are #134.

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It’s not so much the costume (but it doesnt help) – its the ridiculous GOATEE that will get this GL kicked out of the Corps!

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Anorexic Iron Fist is only a ‘Close, but…‘ – Except that unexplainable BONER catapults this into the ‘WTF?!‘ – world.

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Like I said before, u thought u were being clever, but ur not. U suck so much that no one around you would DARE be caught in your picture.

…And your hand is screwed on backwards.

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*Furries πŸ™‚

finally…we come to the Furrys. ok here’s the deal; furries are REAL PEOPLE. they dress up in their fur costume fetishes and do – that which they do. 😐

My theory is that these ‘innocent’ cosplayers are secretly closet fur-bags! And they get they fuzzy stalk-on at the convention. hell i bet they even have a full onΒ  fur-fest after party!!Β  Who knows what manner of fur-F**kery will go on there! – Thats my theory and I’m sticking to it.


Gee Oscar, how many people can u fit in that can? and why’s so far protruded from your body?? let’s move one plz!…

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Okay, ‘Mr angry Bear’…. I get it. tough, silent type. just gonna show up and demand some action, huh? Do u, Playah.

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You can always tell the first-timers. Playing it safe with the jolly suit! Look at that ridiculous grin on his face!

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Uhhhhh….Oookaaaay… Looks like someone’s been ‘skiing’ recently! lol

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!!!!! OMFG! …..u just KNOW this guy will popular at the fur-fest! Im sure he will have a ‘glory’-ous time! haaa

(notice his semi-committed, fur-gal GF)


OF COURSE – there’s always the Wild Man at the party. u just KNOW that this guy is ‘been there, done that’! he’s already psyched up for later! Grawrrrr! haha πŸ˜›

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Why’s there always the Over-aggressive guy in the mix? Remember Dude… ‘No’, means no.

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AwwwWWWww! Even Pikachu is looking for some fur-action!


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HOLY CRACK! SEE??! TOLD YOU! Damn, Peek-Pimpin’!

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For every great ‘party’, there’s always This Guy. But someone has to hold the video camera and boom mic, ain’t that right, ‘Scotty J’? haaa – NEXT!

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….and of course – THE FURRY-GROUPIES!Β  – ‘Don’t Feed The Animals’ – yeh right! whatever…. tease!

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AND TOP COSPLAY PRIZE GOES TO…….

TIE!:

Baby Hit-Girl! How sweet! And ADorable! And- she’ll cut your frickin arms off πŸ˜€

AND –

Obama and Palin!

TELL ME this wouldn’t break your neck!! Cosplay is all about full commit – If this ain’t full commit i dunno what is!

I’m getting my Platinum Badge for SDCC 2011 the DAY they come out!

Til next year folks! πŸ˜€

-jay

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4 Responses to Comic-Con International 2010 Cosplay Overload!

  1. Friday says:

    i catch that tie fighter on the street, i’m punching him for being lazy.

  2. nicyap says:

    Thx for ur precious information and i could apply it at my 5000 ++ free comics blog . pls visit me while you free.thanks a lot

  3. SK says:

    Great cosplay photos!
    Have to agree with you, you need to commit !! (Padded bras and all.)

  4. Anonymous says:

    :)) haha pedo bear..

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